Coleppticels of the 6th Milennium

Right, you are most probably wondering WHAT ON EARTH IS A COLEPPTICEL, and probably WHY WILL THEY RULE OUR WORLD?!?!? Well, let me tell you a tale. A tale that has yet to come. A tale of almighty strenghth, courage, determination, and sheds bigger than houses...

Let the adventure of the wacky future of the present past begin.

The legend started a few hundred milenniums ago. Or last school term. Either one, y'know? Person A, as we will refer to as "myself", or "the groovy one", or even "Her Majesty the Superbly Great and Powerful Laurii", said upon that fateful morn, or even, night, "I'sa thinks I'ma gonna become a vegematarian, mm-hmm". To which, Person B, "The Greatest Person on this Planet that has Ever Been or Yet to Come", and Person C, "The Originator of the Fantabulous term Randomly-evil", replied, "You can't". And Her Majesty of Superb Grooviness answered, "I can get extra nutrients from ze veggies and ze vitamin pills". "Oh no!!!", People B and C replied, "You gonna live yo life on ze vitamin pills?! Anyway, some animals like cows were bred TO be eaten." And Person B stated, "Didn't they come, was it, 5000 A.D or B.C?" To which the Groovy One said, "If they came in 5000 A.D., we haven't heard of them yet. *pause* Just like the... Coleppticel"

*Awe and wonder spreading quickly around the room*

"The coleppticel???" "Oh, yes", I replied. "The Coleppticel." *awkward silence* "The Coleppticel, a creature that I DID NOT MAKE UP JUST NOW (hint, hint), is a fantastic dragon-bird-lizard-deer-snake, and sometimes an invertibrate, and I think there's a bit of giraffe in there somewhere, animal. You have not heard of it before because it does not yet exist. They will come to rule in the 6th Milennium. They are HUGGEEEEEEEEEE dragony-things, so they will need big pet sheds, probably bigger than our houses, maybe two, three times the size? They are very sensitive and we all must be vegetarians, but they will eat cows."

"Great. So the big dragons'll take over, stay in houses bigger than our own, and live in the life of luxury while we eat our vitamin pills?!?!?"

"No, no, you see!!! They don't eat all the cows! They eat cow CLONES. And besides, they save the whole human mankind from the wrath of the Bingoeees, who are, em, evil."

Person B stated, "I will help Person C take over the Coleppticels and drive them into the sun!!!"

"Noooo!!", Person A screamed. "You've got it ALL WRONG. Coleppticels are good. They save humans. They eat cow clones. They are are cute, scaly, flying, 2000-times-the-size-of-us pets".

Person C said, "Together with Person B and my army of reincarnated first years, we will destroy the Coleppticels!"

Person B and C echoed "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

And that, my dear friends who are reading this, that I don't know, is the epic tale of the COLEPPTICEL!!!!!!!!!

*stay tuned, folks, for more coleppticely stories, pics and random stuff, coming soon*